dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok
I enjoy masterbating
does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
(Source: mechaboys, via pizza)
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
(Source: youtubeofficial, via fake-mermaid)
i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere
*thinks about responsibilities*
(Source: basedgosh, via hi)
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
People out here liking my selfies like the reblog button not next to the heart.